My dad always had…let’s call them “unique” phrases that he would say. Things like, “It’s a
layover to catch meddlers,” or “Scat cat, your tail’s on fire.” As a nod to him, I thought I would share some funny phrases you might find a way to slip into your conversations in 2019.
Always remember: you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
I got a gun for my wife; best trade I’ve ever made.
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
If a man says he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it!
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
And finally, my all-time favorite line my dad used to always say: “It’s SO nice out, I think I’ll LEAVE it out.” Happy New Year, everyone!