I love Thanksgiving—until someone drops a conversational stink bomb at the table. Luckily, I’ve mastered the art of distraction. Here are five hilarious tactics you can borrow when your family reunion turns into an interrogation.
Sudden Food Fascination
The second someone says “politics,” you lean in and declare, “Wow, this stuffing is AMAZING. What’s in it? Sage? Magic?” Everyone will happily debate breadcrumbs instead of ballots.
Loud Compliment Diversion
Interrupt with, “Can we just take a moment to appreciate how juicy this turkey is?” Say it like you’re nominating it for an Oscar. Instant topic change!
Coughing Fit Escape
When someone mentions money, burst into a dramatic coughing fit. Nothing redirects faster than Grandma rushing for the ginger ale.
Impromptu Toast
If the table gets tense, grab your glass and announce, “Let’s toast to pie! Because pie has never once judged us.” Everyone will laugh, clink, and forget who started the argument.
Distract with Football
Whenever things get dicey, shout: “Did you see that play?!” Nobody even cares if there’s a game on—they’ll start arguing about football instead, which is the only acceptable fight at Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is all about gratitude and here at Elegant Island Living, we’re especially thankful for our loyal readers who have shared this journey with us for 23 wonderful years.
Happy Thanksgiving!